Looks like the Bidens are getting ready to cash in—big time. According to the Daily Mail, former President Joe Biden and his wife Jill are reportedly flirting with a juicy $30 million tell-all book deal. And yes, it would include pages straight from Jill’s own personal diary. Because nothing says “America First” like monetizing your husband’s presidential meltdown.
“She could write a very explosive book if she wanted to,” a former White House aide told the outlet.
Well, duh. If Jill decides to pull back the curtain on Joe’s mental decline, that trainwreck debate against Trump, and the behind-the-scenes chaos leading up to Biden dropping out of the 2024 race, publishers would be lining up with briefcases full of cash. But apparently, Jill might not want to air all that dirty laundry. Wonder why?
A $30 million payoff disguised as a book deal. Biden would be hard pressed to write a complete sentence, never mind a book, but I'm sure Dr. Jill could whip up some drivel.
— Worst_Episode_Eva ☕ (@WorstEpisodeEva) May 9, 2025
The report says Jill is the one holding the keys to this deal. She’s already worth around $15 million on her own, but the only way to hit that sweet $30 mil payday is to dish out the drama. And that means answering the tough questions—like whether she covered up Joe’s decline while playing the role of “Dr.” Damage Control in designer heels.
The report also says that Jill might snag the deal by going “scorched earth” on fellow Democrats who stabbed her husband in the back on his way out—like Obama, Pelosi, Schumer, Clooney, and even Kamala Harris. Apparently, Jill’s got a memory like an elephant and a grudge list longer than a CVS receipt.
“She’s his grudge-holder for sure, and there are definitely plenty of people she will never talk to again, but it’s unlike her to take public swings at specific individuals or lay blame. It’s just not her style. That’s what is going to sell books, though,” a former Biden aide told the outlet.
So what’s really driving this sudden interest in storytelling? One word: money. With Hunter drowning in legal bills and art sales flatlining, the family piggy bank isn’t looking too hot. Sources say Hunter’s up to his neck in $15 million of debt and nobody’s exactly lining up to hear Joe or Jill speak for cash anymore.
“Given the financial state that her son is in and the lack of interest in paid speaking engagements for both of them, they could be forced to think twice about how personal and specific they get in their books,” another aide added.
No comment yet from Biden’s post-presidency office. Probably too busy pricing pens and notebooks.
I wonder when Ashley Biden will be offered a book deal for her diary….